Subjective Character Analysis: French-Italian-Indian, Dirty Doug Carter, Sports Full-Shaft Tattoo

Subjective Character Analysis: French-Italian-Indian, Dirty Doug Carter, Sports Full-Shaft Tattoo

Those few and lucky souls who’ve had the opportunity to witness the AMG collection in its entirety know that there are some real freaks lurking in Bob Mizer’s portfolio. Take, for example, Mr. Doug Carter. This European-Indian hybrid, who hails from Phoenix, AZ., is an AMG anomaly. There’s nothing particularly special about his face, though it is cute, or his body, nice though it is, it’s not even the tattoos themselves that make Doug standout, it’s their positioning. From what we remember, there’s only one other guy in all of the AMG collection, who sports a tattoo on his cock, and he only went as far as the head. Doug here must have sat for hours while that magnificent dragon took shape on his shaft.

Doug Carter, Physique Pictorial, Vol. 35 Issue 1, pg 11

We’ve attempted to decode Mr. Carter’s Subjective Character Analysis to give you a little insight into his bedside manner, but as it turns out, our resources are not sufficient. We first attempted to work with Mizer’s personal codes, and came up with a close match – “Gay and Proud” – but the lack of brackets at the ends of the two vertical arrows indicates the Mr. Carter was only "kind of" into doing it. To further throw a wrench in the works, the arrow sticking out at 2 o’clock, which usually indicates a macho posture, is completely absent from Mizer’s “Gay and Proud” sequence. A glance at the decoy code sheet – used for the purposes of throwing off the cops – uncovers a self-controlled, agreeable, though dominant personality, who is prone to suggestion, very affable, and ambitious. We’re more inclined to trust the former, but we’re going to leave this one to your interpretation.

What does Doug’s character analysis really say about him?