There’s nothing we here at AMG love more than a real man, except maybe a real man who can swallow his own schlong and sports a scar that runs the length of his torso. That’s why Cecil de Weese drives us absolutely nuts. Not only is he the most graceful self-sucker we’ve ever come across - except for maybe us 20 years ago - but he seems to be having a genuinely good time, which is less common than you might think. You can find Cecil in Issues 31 and 34 of Physique Pictorial. Check out more photos of our dream man in this gallery.