They just don’t make them like they used to. Hot, hairy men who sport mustaches without the slightest hint of irony were once a dime a dozen. Today, they are the stuff of legend. The hunks of the 70s and 80s wore tight pants, tiny shorts and the occasional crop top with no shame. They were real men’s men–the type of guys who could just as readily fix a hot rod or suck one. Tico Patterson is the epitome of the vintage man. He’s tough, laidback, and self-assured. Not to mention he has one of the largest dicks to ever grace the AMG compound. So we salute Tico Patterson, our vintage man of the month–we raise our coke spoons and PBR to you Tico!
Check out more of the mustachioed prince charming in our latest vintage release, Nude Wrestling Film Classics: Smack Down. Tico does full frontal while brawling equally impressive Buddy Houston.
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BOB MIZER: SMACKDOWN 1971-1979